Pirate shot 

When you take a shot straight out of the champagne bottle. You must drink fast (less than one second) like taking a shot until your mouth is full. If a proper Pirate Shot is taken some champagne should be coming out of your mouth. A modified Pirate Shot can be done with someone else giving you a Pirate Shot. IT IS NOT JUST WATERFALLING.

“Katy just grabbed the champagne and took a crazy Pirate Shot!”

“Edmond sucks at Pirate Shots.”

Pirate shot by ScurvyCat September 28, 2019

Pirate President 

A lawless and anarchistic head of state, voted into office who breaks apart from the lawful government and begins to demonstrate the deep greed, rage and nihilism dwelling within, all empowered by the passivity and naivety of the masses.

The Pirate President has shown that he has no loyalties and he will continue to plunder all that is America until we stop him.

Pirate President by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

pirate fart 

the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.

I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.

pirate fart by BI May 6, 2005

Pirate's Parrot 

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder

last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head

Pirate's Parrot by moneyshott69 July 10, 2010

pirate's glory 

when a penis is inserted into an eye socket without an eye.

Jane: He had sex with her eye?
John: Yep, he totally gave her a pirate's glory.

pirate's glory by Mascal July 15, 2010

Pirate's Dream

A girl with a sunken chest and a large booty.

Hey, did you see the new girl? How is her ass so big, yet her boobs so small?

Yeah, she's a real pirate's dream.

Pirate's Dream by Captain Brickbreak July 20, 2011

Pirate Macauley 

The pirate Macauley sex postion. It's a bit like doggy style but where their leg is rotated 90 degrees up into the air and the male, or giver is wearing a pirate hat.

"My boyfriend and I did the Pirate Macauley last night!" "I guess you could say he boarded your vessel!"

"Wow he looks experienced. I bet he's done the Pirate Macauley lots of times!"

Pirate Macauley by Thorclealmighty March 6, 2013