pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

by vix and da suz September 4, 2005

Pinch Hitter

Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.

Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.

by Bayushi_Koso September 10, 2011

Pinch Meat

Take a shit.

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

pinch position

The position of taking a dump. Often used with canines.

My dog got stuck with a hanging turd and waddled a few houses down the street in the pinch position.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

pinch that dick

An affectionate way to acknowledge a friends story about him or herself: a simple phrase used in the urban community to describe anything and everything.

tod-" hey can i borrow twent dollars?''
jeremiah-" pinch that dick playboi"
tod-"thanks man"

2. yo son, pinch that......
3. raise your glasses and pinch that dick!!!

by pauliepancakes June 24, 2013

Pinch-Clit

When you pinch a girls clit so hard, it begins to bleed.

"Dude! Last night he just gave me pinch-clit!"

by Ayden999 November 28, 2016

pinch hit

To temporarily replace someone; substitute; fill-in

Brady came down with the sniffles and couldn't come into work at the radio station, so Frankie was asked to pinch hit for Brady's shift.

by radioguy123 April 13, 2017