piddles

letting go of any kind of body waste when you are intoxicated.

oh crap, i got the piddles bad.

hey gess what. I piddeled on your floor when you where sleeping and it was in your moms eye.

by Hooch/Pundar February 23, 2005

piddle stick

A stick on which one piddles.

Well piss on a piddle stick!

by bond_fan_001 February 1, 2009

piddlywink

basically your penis.

"braydon had a big piddlywink"

by braydonut April 5, 2015

piddle

The little bit of urine left on your penis after urination.

I shook off the piddle and it fell on my pants.

by Rusty Wallace June 20, 2006

Piddle

To fondle, especially in association with little boys.

Look at that playground full of scrumptious little boys; I'd love to piddle each and every one of them.

by The Piddler (Haupt.) May 13, 2003

Piddle

1. To shake it three times.
2. To wander around, kicking small animals.
3. To urinate.

1. If you piddle after pissing, you're having too much fun.
2. Don't piddle in my flower bed!
3. I took the dog to piddle, and look, she did.

by Doco The Magic Dragon and Larry September 10, 2003

piddle

A rare usage, deriving somewhat from a rhyming intra-syllabic-injunction and a metonymic relationship to the more 'standard' definition of 'piddle': the penis itself.

'Look at that girl. I'd like to put my piddle in her middle.'

by gambol June 4, 2007