phi delta theta

at smu, cocky trust-fund babies whose most important quality for getting a bid is what their father's tax report looks like. They have one party a year which is inflated and ends up the same as every other party and you get blacked out/get a roofy. have no real similarities to one another besides the fact that they haze well

Man, did you hear about that kid who got his balls hazed at Phi Delt last nite? Daddy must have taken away his Range. Too bad Phi Delta Theta wont be here in a semester.

by MassaLee1862 February 6, 2008

Phi Delta Beta

An insult, often to a jerky fraternity type, that takes the acronym for "F*cking Douche Bag" and converts it into greek letters with the same phonetics.

That jerk that cut me off was a Phi Delta Beta.

by Bif-WA December 21, 2007

Phi Kappa Phi

The oldest sorority at Geneseo (founded in 1872) probably the reason the girls in this sorority look like hags. They are known as "clio" and while these girls think they are the hottest craziest girls on campus, they are actually the sluttiest and nastiest.

"My girlfriend is in phi kappa phi"
"oh damnnnnn... you have herpes???"

by geneseoo August 13, 2008

phi psi

Short for Phi Kappa Psi, a fraternity that:

-Makes pledges suck cock
-Will accept ANYONE and ANYTHING
-Rarely gets laid
-Has no intelligent brothers

Wow, look at that phi psi pledge! I bet if he doesn't complete his assignment, he will be spanked until he passes out!

by Xerces September 7, 2007

Phi Kappa Psi

a group of elitist assholes who choose to live with other elitist assholes to prevent the gaining of a grander world perspective and the development of personal creativity, in favor of living stagnantly in the fetid bosom of the socialised groupthink order, so as to gain some bureaucratic power over each other such as forcing others to clean toilets and kitchens. also key to the idea is participation in larger scale masturbation techniques with other fraternity and sorority organisations in which small inane projects are created to foster a greater sense of selflessness through which rich culturally inert mongoloids see they are just the same as other rich culturally inert mongoloids.

Hey, Phi Kappa Psi guys, lets work on the homecoming float with the Kappa Kappa Lambda girls after we finish chapter where we bitch at each other and talk about how we got drunk this weekend. I think we all have a responsibility to do that and plus it will be fun.

by EdddwarrddMaston October 18, 2006

phi mumania

when there is a gathering of three or more phi mus in an area talking to one another or one guy at the same time.

Hey bro this afternoon i was in a phi mumania it was great.

You mean you were talking to three cute phi mus at once

yeah bro it was great

by jam3291 January 27, 2010

phi sig

the largest group of GBF's on earth (gay best friends).... these guys usually throw decent parties, know a lot of girls, and stand back while every other fraternity hooks up with their meat.... they later talk to the girls about how awful womanizing is and that they will be best friends forever.... some have even been reported as the maid of honor at weddings.... luckily, they have other fraternities such as TKE to boost their status at various campuses across the globe....

damn i am glad that casey went phi sig

the only thing worse than going phi sig would be to go TKE

i wish casey had gone TKE instead of phi sig

by rush gamma mu March 21, 2007