1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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a kind of umbrella which is useful when speaking to people who project spittle during enunciation, especially useful in countries like Wales where many consonants are formed in the back of the throat
she was a lovely Welsh girl, but when I asked her where she was from and she had eventually finished replying "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantyseiliogogogoch"I cursed myself for forgetting my phlegmbrella ...
the diplomat had both a stutter and a lisp so a phlegmbrella was necessary every time he suggested "a cessation of hostilities"
the diplomat had both a stutter and a lisp so a phlegmbrella was necessary every time he suggested "a cessation of hostilities"
by phlegmy June 20, 2010
Get the phlegmbrella mug.A multicoloured substance that usually comes out of yoour nose when you sneeze excessively. Can also come out of one's mouth in a few circumstances.
by yo modder February 23, 2004
Get the phlegm mug.When a girl finally gets to pee after waiting for an hour and she gets that " oh my god I'm peeing finally" feeling after she sits on the toilet.
by Maryj October 18, 2013
Get the Peegasm mug.n. the pseudonym used for early Rolling Stones group compositions; refers to a Mick Jagger/Brian Jones/Keith Richards/Charlie Watts/Bill Wyman composition.Nanker
by Kelsey Steed December 28, 2006
Get the Nanker/Phelge mug.The horrible brown colored mucus that is discharged from an individual when they are ill or getting over an illness.
Friend 1 - How you feeling today buddy?
Friend 2 - Getting a little better...my body is cooking up some phlegm brulee right now so I am getting that shizz out of my system.
Friend 2 - Getting a little better...my body is cooking up some phlegm brulee right now so I am getting that shizz out of my system.
by archyis October 9, 2009
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