this is where your jacking off and when you climax your so into it with your eyes rolled in the back of your head, you know you felt the jizz shoot from your dick but now you cant find where it went. and your frantically searching everywhere because you dont want your parents to accidentally find it.
by 02tacomaman October 5, 2011
Get the phantom jizz mug.A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.
A texting miscarriage.
A texting miscarriage.
Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."
by VeryReliableSource August 6, 2009
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Short and casual for pseudorandom. Is to be used when you want to be specific about that something is merely pseudorandom in a statement you make, but want to just say it casually.
by md_m8n April 12, 2008
Get the prandom mug.An office or home printer that "jams", but there is no real printer jam. A phantom jam can be extremely frustrating in re-occurrences, resulting in the urge to drop-kick the printer out the window. The movie Office Space depicts a phantom jam, where the printer in question is later destroyed.
by FrostyBB July 9, 2010
Get the phantom jam mug.A male who removes a clean glass from a cupboard, rubs his genitals inside then places it back in the cupboard for an unsuspecting victim to receive a spiked drink
by AKJJJNDND April 28, 2014
Get the Phantom Spiker mug.Jessica: Rachel ugh I feel like I’m getting a Phantom period again. I feel it dripping but I’m not even on my period! I don’t get it for another two weeks.
Rachel: Ugh! I know right, it always makes me stressed out that I got my period too early!
Rachel: Ugh! I know right, it always makes me stressed out that I got my period too early!
by guccibelt69 January 13, 2020
Get the Phantom Period mug.Part 1 of the popular anime/manga series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, considered to be ranked poorly compared to the other parts, a dog gets cooked by a soon to be gay british vampire some point before or after kissing his foster brother's girlfriend in rapey kinda way while his friends watched, poisoned his dad to steal a stone mask with a bunch of spikes that pop out of it when you put blood on it
by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 4, 2020
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