A male, usually under 30 years of age, suffering from a a condition that forces him to act in such a manner that his exposed muscles are constantly in a flexed position.
We were at the bar and some Posturing Pete showed up wearing a tank top and he had some skanky chick that smelled like cat food with him. He tried to play tough, but everyone just laughed.
by briantroy December 20, 2009
by Agdhdbdbbdbdndbd July 31, 2019
by Lisa January 28, 2005
The son of a German mother, he started off with punk band Nightmares In Wax in the late 70s. Their mission statement was to be 'the worst band in the history of the world'. Needless to say, it didn't last long.
Pete had heard a song by outrageous drag queen Divine on the radio and fell in love with Pete Waterman's tinny beats. He produced Dead Or Alive's You Spin Me Round (Like A Record), which became a UK no.1. And the rest is history.
Pete now resides in London with his partner Michael Simpson. His surgery kinda screwed.
Pete had heard a song by outrageous drag queen Divine on the radio and fell in love with Pete Waterman's tinny beats. He produced Dead Or Alive's You Spin Me Round (Like A Record), which became a UK no.1. And the rest is history.
Pete now resides in London with his partner Michael Simpson. His surgery kinda screwed.
by Sarah666 December 07, 2007
Willy Pete is military jargon for white phosphorous. It has now become a popular term among teenagers since it's use as the name for a smoke grenade in Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Also, two names for a man's manhood.
Also, two names for a man's manhood.
Wow, he just nailed her with his Willy Pete!
(That example works for both uses of the term. Just to clarify.)
(That example works for both uses of the term. Just to clarify.)
by BlakeShaw November 14, 2010
by peteypablo204 February 19, 2010
When Dwayne Johnson was asked "if there was a Jumanji league of superheros and The Rock was Black Adam, Karen was Nebula, Jack Black was Nacho Libre, who would Kevin Hart be?" Dwayne The Rock Johnson cam up with the answer Honky Pete.
Google "the adventures of Black Adam & Honky Pete"
Google "the adventures of Black Adam & Honky Pete"
by Old Chubbs December 12, 2020