when a man says "I'm gonna shove a log up your ass" and you spend months- maybe a year and a half with that man leading up to FULL LOG PENETRATION.
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Tim: ur mom gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tim: ur sister a mister
John: don't make me say it
Tim: do it, I dare you
John: ur next generation likes anal penetration.
Tim : (immediately disintegrates while screaming)
John: ur dad lesbian
Tim: ur sister a mister
John: don't make me say it
Tim: do it, I dare you
John: ur next generation likes anal penetration.
Tim : (immediately disintegrates while screaming)
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A term used when a person has totally owned something, or done really well. Usually used in reference to a test, sport, or other personal trial. The term can be reversed to imply failure.
"Dude, how did you do on that test?"
"I totally anally penetrated it, I got a 99%!!"
or:
"How was your hockey game?"
"Ugh, we lost 0-11, the other team totally anally penetrated our goalie!"
"I totally anally penetrated it, I got a 99%!!"
or:
"How was your hockey game?"
"Ugh, we lost 0-11, the other team totally anally penetrated our goalie!"
by Babisarous Sex February 17, 2009
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Me: "Dude that girl priya, her favorite position is the narwhal penetration-panda cuddle"
Friend: "NICEE!"
Friend: "NICEE!"
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Matty Roberto- I performed optical penetration on an honors student and my seman got caught in her brain so bad she forgot how to do fractions
by Benyahoe Dover May 17, 2009
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The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot of blood on the underwear due to the fact that the Japanese flag is a white background with a Red sun/circle on it.
The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot of blood on the underwear due to the fact that the Japanese flag is a white background with a Red sun/circle on it.
I was eating her out and the Japanese were penetrating the jungle.
What duh fizuck! Get off muh lap, yo japanese be penetratin' yo jungle hoe!
What duh fizuck! Get off muh lap, yo japanese be penetratin' yo jungle hoe!
by Mr. Linoge March 10, 2005
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