penile fracture

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured

Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture

by hambone October 19, 2003

Pendejo

On the west side of San Antonio, Texas, I discovered that pendejo means more than just "stupid" which is what I had been told. The conotation on the west side had more to do with being called "a fucking idiot." Naturally, this was not taken too well and required some fancy explaining to get out of. Tex-Mex slang is tricky stuff.

Hey, stop being such a pendejo.

by Mistress Chaosia December 28, 2005

peedles

A womans piss flaps(Labia)

I was wearing my bodysuit and the studs unsnapped and twisted itself around my peedles.........It hurt more than a man catching his foreskin his zipper

by Miss Peedle July 21, 2007

Pendeja

Mujer joven idiota que no sabe lo que quiere

Esta pendeja me tiene las bolas llenas, no sabe lo que quiere.

by Eliberta October 22, 2013

Pondle

A large puddle. In resemblance of a pond.

Guy1: "That is a huge puddle"
Guy2: "That's no puddle that's a Pondle"

by RequiemRevisited August 22, 2008

Penile Collision

The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.

Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."

by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011

Fish Peddler

Someone whose vagina smells.

You're vagina smells like a toxic form of cheese, therefore you are what we call a fish peddler.. BITCH.

by Donnyyyyyyy February 6, 2009