girl peen

A girl with a penis in a fictional story, also written as G!P

Her teacher has a girl peen

by junk November 14, 2013

Peen gang

It is a hang of all of which have peens short for penis

The leader of the peen gang is Mik Spiegel who is famous for coining the term "this is gay nuts" and " EAT ASS

Peen gang member: eat ass
Person 1: that's not nice
Peen gang member: *mic drop* peen gang out

by (⌐■_■) December 5, 2018

Peen hurt

When you jerk off and your penis becomes irritated or sore

Dude i just jacked off now i got peen hurt

by Ya hoi June 13, 2019

peen jockey

another term for whore; will ride for pay

My friend was slutting it up so I said, "Dude, stop being such a peen jockey."

by AltheaJ March 17, 2011

Queen of Peen

Queen of Peen or Q.O.P for short, is a commendatory title given to a female friend whose sexual conquests outnumber that of others in her friendship circle. In other words, a female 'player'.

Friend: "Did you see Chloe last night? She was surrounded by like five guys."

You: "Yeah, she is totally the Queen of Peen."

by saranda December 17, 2013

peen cleav

Showing a portion of shaft, and possibly a hint of balls. No tip allowed.

Let's see some peen cleav, baby.

Looks like it's one of those peen cleav kind of evenings.

by PeteyPeter May 3, 2014

majestic peen

a majestic peen is your penis but its a more stupid and goofy way of saying it. it is a long penis that amazes everyone and that your proud of. saying "majestic peen" instead of penis sounds way better and hilarious and always brings a laugh to the people around you or them shaking their heads thinking that your a complete retard.

"would you like to see my majestic peen?"
"oh my god I heard Emily has a majestic peen."
" eww Connor does not have a majestic peen."

by CCwatermelonass June 9, 2017