peecoil

when drops urine ricochet off the back of the urinal; especially noticeable while wearing shorts and/or khakis.

you: "man, that felt good to drain the vein!"
coworker: "i can tell. you get peecoil all over your khakis!"

by tha jar August 1, 2011

peebound

Peebounding occurs when a guy is peeing in a urinal and the pee bounces off the back and sprays outward, often staining clothing.

Bob: Hey, what's that on your shorts?

Joe: Oh, it's pee. I was in the bathroom and I totally peebounded.

by the human being April 29, 2013

peebooty

The act of forcing ones penis into their own rectum and urinating

I heard John gave himself a peebooty

by potato hed August 24, 2016

pedmonic

something that is so infuriating it is sickining

The way he did that made it pedmonic.

by a-love-for-Murdock July 4, 2016

Peedon

Lower than peasant.

When someone is at the very bottom of degenerate society that they could get peed on and nobody would notice or care.

Jimmys sister is a victim of sexual assault. Fred, being the hick that he is, tells her she shouldn't be such a slut. Fred is a peedon.

A girl at the bar tells Raylynn that she likes her hoop earings. Raylynn immediately takes this as an insult and yells "bitch what are you calling me ghetto" while taking her hoop earings out just to use them to stab said girl in the face. Raylynn is a peedon.

by thewhitepussay March 29, 2017

Peenology

The study of hammers.

Jared: What did you study in college?
Jeff: Peenology NIBBA.

by jACoBy&MYerS January 22, 2019

peedoubleyou

a peedoubleyou is another expression for private word. its like a private message but in person. you have to be in another's presence in order to exchange peedoubleyous. also a verb.

if i could i would peedoubleyou you.

- uh huh. and what would you peedoubleyou me?
i would peedoubleyou you that kissing and touching you, sleeping with you, makes me feel good and free. And that i hope it makes you feel good and free too.

by Krkič November 15, 2019