Pedo Baiting 

Pedo Baiting is what bored trolls do in their spare time for lulz. They lurk in forums, waiting for their victims. The troll pretends to be a young, naive minor, and simply waits for the pedos to turn up. They then start a chat, flirting until they get the contact information and name. Then, they post another message pretending to be the FBI, CEOP, police or some other authority figure. They continue doing this, working the victim up into a panicky frenzy, then sit back and cackle in delight at the misery they have caused.

Troll: So can I have your number?
Foolish Pedo: Sure Baby, it's 0191 5674834, you gonna send me some pictures?
Troll: The Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP) has logged the IP address....
Doomed pedo: OH GOD NO.
Troll: Haha, I love pedo baiting!

Pedo Baiting by Fallingoffacliff December 26, 2011

Pedo Sloth 

That sloth that taps on your window while your sleeping

I hate it when that pedo sloth taps on my window while I'm sleeping

Pedo Sloth by That random guy you know June 9, 2013

Pedo bait 

Pedo bait is when a girl of age intentionally or unintentionally has a childish appearance, rather it be the way she dresses or whatever. It’s usually in the sexual sense.

That pornstar looks and sounds like a fucking little girl dude, that’s straight up pedo bait

Pedo bait by 956Chopped_&_Screwed210 October 23, 2022

Pedo beard 

A beard that is not fully developed, and looks like pubic hair attached to the chin, that says "I am a pedophile and I don't care what you think". Invented by Morgan Stevens.

Guy 1: Dude, I don't like the way that guy with the Pedo beard is looking at those ten year olds.

Guy 2: Isn't that Morgan Stevens?

Pedo beard by Charizard 15 May 28, 2010

pedo-baiting 

Pedo-baiting is becoming popular with internet forums. It is where you go on to internet chat sites and create usernames that would attract pedophiles, then you lead the pedophile on, then spring it on him that you are really someone of the opposite sex or you are going to report them to the authorities. Then you post the conversation on the internet to humiliate the person.

When a person agrees to have cyber sex, with someone who is a minor, and they continue, they are basically soliciting a minor, thus making them a pedophile.

Brad: I made the nickname xxshugababii13xx and some pedophiles tried to have cyber sex, even though i told him i'm 13. Then, i told him he was a sick bastard and that i was going to turn him in.

Tom: LULZZ u went pedo-baiting!

pedo-baiting by Jon Bingbing July 23, 2008

pedo asado 

A roasted or grilled fart.

Commonly used in the plural form, pedos asados, to describe a foul odor. Translated from the Spanish.

Damn, it smells like pedos asados in here!

Beware the pedo asado, it's extra stinky.

pedo asado by the definition circuit August 17, 2011

Pedo Van 

A late 70s early 90s large van made by Dodge, GMC, Chevy, or Ford. They have large sliding doors and occasionally have beds built into them. Pedo vans are known to be a common sight in public parks and elementary school parking lots. Pedo vans do NOT include minivans
some popular pedo vans are
Ford Econoline
Dodge Ram Van
Chevy G- Series
GMC Vandura

Mikey avoid the pedo van there may be a pedo in there.

Pedo Van by Bootyinvader August 18, 2009