A dick} that's been in your woman that you'll never know about. This usually happens when an Armed Forces member is on deployment, giving his wife months or even years of stress-free dick on the side without fear of getting caught.
Something you can never prove existence of unless you've got cameras set up or your loved one owns up to it.
Something you can never prove existence of unless you've got cameras set up or your loved one owns up to it.
Soldier #1: "Hey man, you hear about Lewis? He fucked some guy up and got put in the brig."
Soldier #2: "Yeah, I heard he found out about some ghost pecker his wife got while we were gone and went off.."
Soldier #2: "Yeah, I heard he found out about some ghost pecker his wife got while we were gone and went off.."
by Salusa February 19, 2007
1) an annoying thin little boy who tries to brag about being the best at everything
2) an extremely small penis that is unable to function properly in pleasing females or males
2) an extremely small penis that is unable to function properly in pleasing females or males
1) he think's he's great, but really, he's just a little pecker
2) damn, i don't even feel this little pecker
(andrew)
2) damn, i don't even feel this little pecker
(andrew)
by Big Pimpin in the Hood August 10, 2005
1). A slang phrase used to describe a person of questionable worth.
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".
He is a real possum's pecker.
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
by Dr. Vinnie Boombaa April 25, 2007
The pecker badge is earned when either a cub scout or tiger cub is forced to view the den leaders schlong. This badge ususally takes up to thirty minutes to earn as it is difficult for the den leader to unbuckle his tight cub scout khaki pants and find his taught, sparsely pubed pecker.
by bongbong79 March 08, 2009
A dildo from the 1800's.
Make sure you sand that wood-pecker really smooth, we don't want anyone getting any splinters in their vagina or ass hole!
by Roger Buttram January 19, 2007
by sooper~dee~dooper February 15, 2009
The act of having a person get down on their knees, at the penile level, and having the receiver slurp up beer or alcohol while the cup or glass is being held by the giver close to his/her pecker.
by alpafi April 05, 2011