Parker Fly

Best guitar ever.
Better than any les paul, or PRS.

Parker Flys are awesome, and mad expensive too.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

Uncle Parker

Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis

I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.

by Totally Legal Alien April 26, 2017

sarah jessica parker

One-time actress from sex and the city.

Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........

by clairem June 19, 2007

Todd Parker

The coolest motherfucker that ever lived. Plays a small part in the award-winning, major motion picture Boogie Nights. Although, he did steal the show. Similar to what Doc Holliday does for the film Tombstone.

A man who deserves his own movie that is based on him as the protagonist.

Any average guy: "God, I wish I could be more like Todd Parker."

by Luke Brandon September 13, 2007

Candace Parker

Born April 11, 1986. Raised in Naperville, Illinois. Plays in the WNBA for the Los Angeles Sparks. Was the 1st Draft pick for the WNBA. Was a Tennessee Lady Vol, and won 2 straight NCAA Championships, one in 2007 and in 2008. The sickest women's basketball player in history. The second woman to dunk in the WNBA. Lisa Leslie the 1st Also the only woman to ever dunk in a NCAA tournament, and did so 2 times in one game. And 1st woman to dunk in a NCAA tournament. Also marrying Sheldon Williams, a pro basketball player from Duke University.

Damn, did you see Candace Parker win the Slam Dunk contest?

by Joia Robertson August 19, 2008

Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman )

The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.

Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodspider January 6, 2012

parker

a lady's man/ sexy beast, who can get any chick he wants. i wish he would go after me but he won't and his dick is huge

i saw parker last night with 20 chicks

by jmoser December 22, 2008