Nicholaus Parijs

The most amazing man alive. He is very compassionate, and always puts others before himself. The best friend you could ever ask for, he can crack a joke or be mature whenever the situation calls for it. He is willing to talk to you about anything to comfort you. If you are dating him, he is even okay with you talking about your ex-boyfriends to get out your frustration. Safety is never an issue with him, Nicholaus will protect you until the end. Loves nature and sports, especially soccer. He has a perfect body, and is also an extraordinary lover; seeming to have no faults. There are not words enough to describe how amazing he is.

Girl 1: "Who is your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "Nicholaus Parijs."
Girl 1: "OMG your sooo lucky! You wanna share?!"
Girl 2: "NO."
Girl 1: "Awww...okay. But if you ever change your mind..."
Girl 2: "HA. That will never happen."

by Your "Luvie" January 7, 2012

pariable

A proverb, parable, or short saying that contains variables inserted for the verbs and nouns.

Here is a pariable about success and failure: "Remember, even great directors like Tim Burton still make the occasional Planet of the Apes."

by bmw June 9, 2011

Paravoz

Translated from russian to english its a Steam Train that will fuck you up!
pronounced as "Parah;vous"

"Shit that was close paravoz almost fucked you up"

by Foopha March 13, 2009

ceteris paribus

In econs essay, when one is low on word count, 'ceteris paribus' is added every once and then to make your essay look longer than others, ceteris paribus.

doesnt matter, ceteris paribus

by Danaeras June 17, 2014

pariapism

THIS IS A MEDICAL TERM: IT'S NOT SLANG.

Pariapism is defined as persistent painful erection of

penis. The disorder is idiopathic in 60% cases while the

remaining 40% of cases are associated with diseases

(leukaemia, sickle cell disease, pelvic tumours, pelvic

infections), penile trauma and spinal cord injury.

Prolonged sexual stimulation is also said to initiate the

condition. The term pariapism is derived from the name of

the Greek God of fertility, Priapus.

PARIAPISM.

That poor guy in emergency with the pariapism - his bloods show leukaemia. It's not his hot wife.

by Christian Dedfoe January 21, 2007

Pariishka Penguiin

A Awesome person, who is kind, loving to all, shes the crazy impulsive sweet bitchy Girlfriend!!

your girlfriend's like Pariishka Penguiin
i wish i had someone like Pariishka Penguiin

by fancyhead! April 25, 2013

Parid

Parid is an insult originating from forums relating to Video Games, primarily Minecraft

1) Parid is sometimes referring to a person as the root of all evil
2) Parid refers as terribly ugly

1) Microsoft is parid when it comes to Minecraft!
2) You're so parid, nobody wants to see your face!

by Cow1989 September 17, 2014