Irredeemable parasites.
The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite
by littcorp March 10, 2023
"Babe, do you mind putting on a condom?"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"
by MikeAD March 23, 2024
A person who feigns care for your situation only to use it to enrich their lifeless, mundane existence. Actions also typically include: (1) unsanctioned sharing of your personal information to others in the form of gossip, judgement, (2) continued prodding for more details to assist the recipient in seeming more interesting to others than their own life would allow, and (3) as a basis for engaging strangers in conversation that falsely makes them seem more interesting than they actually are. Also used in the form “pathetic vicarious parasite.”
I was temporarily comforted by my retired father’s interest in my back surgery until I remembered that he is a pathetic vicarious parasite with the primary objective of obtaining information to gossip and elevate himself in social circles.
by Observative December 19, 2020
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