Golden Parachute Punk

A CEO who gets a fat paycheck after running a company into the ground.

Marge lost her 401K and all her company stock was worthless but the Golden Parachute Punk who drove the company into bankruptcy got a severance package of 20 million...the douche.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Parachute Pills

Basically take one or two sheets of toilet paper and place the pill or pills inside of the toilet paper. You can use a lighter to crush the pill or pills inside the toilet paper or a mortar and pestle outside of the toilet paper and then place the powder inside the sheet. You then fold then excess toilet paper around the crushed pill powder, swallow the ball and thus the paper dissolves and the crushed pill powder will hit your stomach and be processed faster because it is already broken down itself.

Instead of swallowing his pills with water, he will Parachute Pills by crushing a tablet between sheets of toilet paper to swallow, making the medication work faster.

by JukeJointJunkie May 25, 2014

parade pretty

When a female soldier is standing at ease in front of a male NCO or non commissioned officer and she pops her hip out and angles her leg toward the male. The act is usually performed by a female trainee to get attention of a male drill sergeant.

-female drill sgt- Pvt. Smith, we stand at parade rest, not parade pretty. Drill SGT Davis does not want your ass!
-female trainee- YES DRILL SGT!

by missAmandaintheATL December 22, 2008

the black parade

The black parade is rumored to be the title of the latest album by My Chemical Romance, which is due out on Oct. 23 in the UK and Oct. 24 in the US. It is alternately rumored to be the first single off the as-yet-unnamed album. The website blackparade.com has a ghostly image of the members of My Chemical Romance in the background and offers t-shirts that read "we are the black parade."

Fans of My Chemical Romance are going crazy trying to figure out what the black parade is.

by theHarbinger August 20, 2006

welcome to the black parade

The first (and best) single off of the album The Black Parade by a band called My Chemical Romance.Its about this paient who is about to die (he dies later on in the song..........he has cancer) When he dies he joins The Black Parade
best song ever!!!

Person 1:"Have you heard welcome to the black parade???"

Person :2 "yea is the best song in the world!!!"

Person 1 & 2: "Lets go to projekt revolution!!!!!!!"

by Lola ♥ September 20, 2007

The Black Parade

The well known album of My Chemical Romance. According to Gerard lead singer of the band and frontman. the black parade comes to the The Patient as death. but in reality its a band of diabolical penguins bent on conquering the world. The penguins are slowly drawing a plan against the band for stealing there gang name.

Penguin Leader: You will suffer the consequences you name stealer you.
Gerard: I beg to differ you insignificant penguin lady
Mikey: word
Gerard: did you just say word?
Mikey: uh no...WE ARE THE BLACK PARADE
Penguin Leader: enough. you shall wither and die
Ray: Oh my gosh look a penguin. come here penguin i love you ::chases penguin::
Penguin Leader: HELP ME!

by Panic! its a penguin November 26, 2006

parabolas

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.

Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*

by Blah November 26, 2003