ASS PARTICLES

The molecular particles that fill the air and spread outward from the bathroom after a bowel movement. Occasionally, Lysol is used to cover the odor, and those particles form a bond with the ass particles making the odor even worse, and causing the stench to linger.

It's lunchtime, but I dont want to make a sandwich untill the ass particles from the bathroom dissipate, they may contaminate my food.

by EJ877 December 23, 2007

Parachute Game

A video game that is either broken, boring, pointless, or not well developed That is only played by mass media because of the delusional multiplayer aspect giving it a fake image of fun.

A term coined from the Rainbow Parachute activity that is popular in todays youth. An activity that had no point or value but only seemed fun because of the social gathering involved.

person1 : Hey man, You want to play some Dayz mod?!

Person2: Why? Its the first zombie game where you dont even need the zombies. you watch out for hackers and dicks while rolling around finding canned beans. You only play it cause its a parachute game.

Some other games include Minecraft, Apb:Reloaded, Runescape, World of Warcraft, Maple Story, (alot of mmo titles)

by Gamepsychology August 10, 2012

Oh My God Particle

the gene in a person’s DNA that causes him or her to constantly text “OMG!”

I seems a large percentage of Twitter users must share the same DNA infected with the Oh My God Particle.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012

particle beam cannon

Used on ships from gunships to dreadnoughts, particle beam cannons are some of the most effective weapons developed. Smaller ships like gunships and corvettes have few anti-capital cannons, and more anti-fighter cannons. Larger ships employ multiple anti-capital cannons, which make for spectacular ship battles.

The particle beam cannon was only seen in the Lucifer in FreeSpace.

by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman

Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."

by Brainiac42 October 9, 2008

Paracide

When you want/ask someone to kill you but not actually kill you

Person 1 - Urg...we have a test...kill me now
Person 2 - You're committing paracide

by Sweet Dreams November 21, 2013

paracetalol

a) a derogatory term used in expressing a lack of faith in a particular brand/course of medication

b) a far better way of pronouncing the common household painkiller 'paracetamol'

"i cant wait to get off this paracetalol"

by jt28 October 22, 2007