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Hotel Parachuting

Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.
Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.
by 2Legs July 21, 2014
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Parachute Protestor

A person whole flies or travels a great distance to participate in a protest that has absolutely no bearing on their lives in any fashion but they feel justified in pushing their narrative even if destructive.
Last week we had a dozen Parachute Protestors at the school board meeting. These folks do not even have children.
by GetOverItNumpty June 12, 2023
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parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.
Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.
by Parachutefap May 30, 2019
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pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.
Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”
by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021
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Pube Parachute

The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008
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parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.
“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”
by Yeetbert January 30, 2019
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Golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021
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