A person native to the South American nation of Paraguay. They don't take shit from ANYONE, drink their famous Yerba Mate, Play Soccer a.k.a Futbol, speak Spanish and the native indigenous Guarani language and are just plain awesome. Paraguayan girls are sexy especially when they are modeling for Miss Paraguay or Miss Universe pageants and Paraguayan males have amazing muscles and nice six packs when they take off their shirts and jerseys cheering in the soccer stadiums. Most Paraguayans are Meztizo ( Mixed Spanish and Ingidenous) which they are proud of. Paraguayans are genuinely kind and warm people who always are looking to have a good time.
The {Paraguayan} soccer team went very far in the 2010 FIFA World Cup until they were defeated by Spain's national team.
None of the international models in the Miss Universe Pageant 2004 were as gorgeous as Yania Gonzalez, the {Paraguayan} model.
{Paraguayans}are not short, they are fun sized.
None of the international models in the Miss Universe Pageant 2004 were as gorgeous as Yania Gonzalez, the {Paraguayan} model.
{Paraguayans}are not short, they are fun sized.
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A great name for pubbing! Also, commonly known for a fat indian fucktard famous for baking a cake while having buttsex with a stranger.
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Get the paragraphical mug.If you ever come across a Paraa in your life you are so lucky. Paraa is the most weird, intelligent, gleaming, humorous, caring, and beautiful girl you will ever come across. She’s the girl who’s hair is always going to be messy just like her life. She will dance in the rain with you and she’ll make tea for you but, then she’s going to make you laugh so hard you’ll snort the tea right outa your nose. And she’ll be able to tell somethings wrong just by looking at you. Also she will listen and pay attention to you when your talking about the things you love even if she doesn’t love them herself. Paraa’s gonna be the girl who looks like a lazy Sunday afternoon instead of a Friday night. She’s going to be super loyal and she’ll stand up for you. But be careful she has a low self esteem and she’s most likely depressed. But if she trusts you and you do something to lose that you might not be trusted by her ever again. And she’ll stay with you if your crying all night long because there’s nothing you can do to lose her love. She’ll most likely keep her feelings to herself because she’s tired of pouring her heart out to the wrong person. And she’s super emotional when it comes to animals she loves them more than she loves people. But all in all Paraa is an amazing gal you should always keep in your life.
“Omg I started crying in class today” Person 1
“What happened?” Person 2
“Oh Paraa made me laugh so hard we had to move seats” Person 1
“ oh that makes sense h she’s so awesome” Person 2
“What happened?” Person 2
“Oh Paraa made me laugh so hard we had to move seats” Person 1
“ oh that makes sense h she’s so awesome” Person 2
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