reverse-parachute

the ninja move Jesus used to get back to heaven

After the reincarnation, Jesus reverse-parachuted back to "heaven" (scientifically known as the exosphere)

by AirplaneDonk November 20, 2010

Dutch Parachute

When a group of people smoke marijuana under a blanket, much like "dutching" up a car. In the same aspect of "Hot Boxing" a small room. But all partipants must be under a seemingly large blanket and all smoke must be kept within the blanket. Limitless partipants long as you have a blanket big enough. Caution under the blanket gets quiet warm.

Josh: "Dude, I Only Have A Bit Of Weed."

James: "Dude, Well Just Dutch Parachute That Shit."

by Sir Cuttin Sickness May 18, 2009

Pikachu

Epic yellow object made from Chuck Norris's guts and Charlie Sheen's blood. A living Tesla Coil. If his lightning was projected in real life, it would be around a hundred million volts, and a few hundred amps. AKA Deadly but awesome. Pikachu hates going into Pokeballs, and controls children's minds through it's total epicness. A male pikachu has a pointy tail, and a female has a heart. Pikachu is the god of adorable, fluffy things and is an apprentice for the god of high voltage, Nikola Tesla. Pikachu might cause seizures when zapping missiles though. Other than that, a tame one is extremely cuddly. Pikachu lost a lot of weight from the first season to now. That doesn't mean he's any less adorable and cute!

Today's kids will never know why Pikachu is always out of its pokeball... Pikachu, Plusle, Minun, Pachirisu, and Emolga are all related, according to Bulbapedia. Also, you can tell by looking at them. They all have circles on their faces, and they are all tiny, and they are all cute as fuck.

Joke: What is an electric Pokemon's capacitance measured in?

PIKA-FARADS!!!
*Pika, pico meaning 10^-12, geddit?*

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 16, 2011

pikachu

short, yellow and cute, often used to complement girls

cathy, you're like a pikachu

by john ladder September 21, 2007

parachute the boys back down

a euphemism originating from Meg & Dia's song "Roses" used when indicating the need to defecate

I spiked Matt's coffee with a laxative because he was being a douchebag, and shortly after, he needed to use the jonh, announcing politely, "BRB, guys. I need to parachute the boys back down."

by loc2k December 13, 2007

Pikachu

1. A fictional mouse pokémon
2. Used in memes, "peek at you"

When you're in the shower, I'm gonna pikachu!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 29, 2017

pikachu

when you put 3 batteries and one turned on flashlight up your partner's ass and turn the flashlight on causing light to expel from your partner's anus burning them. You then stand over your writhing partner and scream at the top of your lungs "THUNDERBOLT"

"b-babe why-y d-did y-you j-j-just pikachu me?"

by Kermitfucker January 11, 2022