Plainedge

Plainedge is the shittiest but best town on long island. Everyone either hangs out at schwarting, harmons, the high school or dunkin donuts. Harmons is by far, the most popular of the places. If you go byehind Harmons, you'll find the beer cans people have left behind. All anybody does is smoke pot, drink, or take care of someone who has done one of those. By 11th grade basically everyone in Plainedge is considered an alcoholic.

An average summer day for someone in Plainedge is go get high and drunk behind Harmons, go home and fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend, then go to bed.

People will make up their own sayings and words that will be spread through all of Plainedge by the end of the week. Some of the sayings and words are.. "baii, haii, kaii, nao, sick life, kbye, kthanks, or nooo, and many more.

Even though many people say they hate Plainedge, almost everybpdy loves it. Overall, Plainedge is a pretttty awesome town

gotttttta love plainedge.

by plainedgeee July 19, 2010

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a school district in south eastern nassau county, (at least i think its south eastern) long island. its basically the leftovers of all the other schools surrounding it. plainedge goes into the towns of bethpage, seaford, north massapequa, massapequa, farmingdale, little parts of levittown, etc. the teachers suck and look at our myspaces. were good at football, wrestling, we're :-| at basketball, and not that many plainedge kids watch the baseball games, sorry. not many kids from the school hang out with each other, we all have our "friends" from island trees, massapequa, where-ever. the building is shit, why is there granite in the lobby? we should have gotten the new middle school and the packard kids could suck it. plainedge hates every other school, but everyone hangs out with kids frmo other schools. the freshman suck, every year we get a new batch of kids who tihnk theyre cool. i cant think of anything else, so im gonna go take my ADD medicine like 94% of the plainedge population. bye.

person 1: steve guttenberg went to plainedge yay!!!! yay!!!!
person 2: who cares.

by PLAiNEDGE December 13, 2008

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A part of the Long Island suburbs where apparently, people know how to use computers and go to urbandictionary.com and...erm..."brag" on the internet about stupid shit that doesn't matter.

Like most of Long Island, this place is filled with tons of shitty kids.

Your town is no worse or better than any other bullshit, white-bread suburb anywhere on the planet. Get over yourselves.

This is why kids shouldn't be allowed the use the internet. Fuck.

"HURR DURR I SMOKE WEED GET FUCKED UP ALL DAY EVERY DAY AM I COOL YET DERP"

"No, you're a typical suburban teenager."

"BUT I GO TO PLAINEDGE HURRRR"

by V for Vanuch February 27, 2009

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fucking greatest town on LI, the sport teams kill just about all the others, it is the greatest place to get fuked up all week long, and the kids there are ready to beat the shit outta every other town. The hangout spots are around around hicksville and jerusalem ave. and is just about the most kickass town u'll ever be in at night

Plainedge is a kickass town.
The man was drinking and having a great time getting fucked up and he realized he was in Plainedge.
Plainedge is the greast town in the world.

by Petter is Albino November 28, 2007

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