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Packet Faggot

When you cut open a packet of food (Usually lollies or chips) with scissors in a neat, straight line. Instead of the ripping it open
by What's_a_pseudonym? D: September 8, 2011
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packet of arnotts

Used in the context of going to the toilet to do a number two. Taking a shit, but saying it with more style.
"I'm going to open a packet of arnotts"

"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"

"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"
by Dan Dastardly May 15, 2008
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Slut packet

Someone that has and new lad every week
Boy: hello
Gabby: wanna shag

Boy: your a slut packet
by Barry555 September 6, 2022
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Packet-Monkey

pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon September 24, 2012
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Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.
The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.
by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024
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A HUGE PACKET OF CHICKEN NUGGETS

A phrase often said on radio advertisments when discussing the great value of a large bag of the food item chicken nuggets.
"Whats that you got their?"-Person 1
"A HUGE PACKET OF CHICKEN NUGGETS"-Person 2
by WildWillez December 14, 2020
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Packets out please

Indicating the packets are currently not out, and need to be taken our promptly
by Brian the Gentleman December 18, 2025
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