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eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.
30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.
by but for October 12, 2018
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None-Hundred Percent

Over-explicitly stating that you had no reason to participate in something. Like you don't care one little bit.

Zero, zilch, nada. Null. The big fat Goose Egg. The empty set.
Adam: what percentage of brackets have kansas as the champion? 80?

Andy: None-Hundred Percent of mine ... since I care not for NCAA.
by awienick March 20, 2010
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one percenter gag

A joke inj a book, movie or television series that is so obscure that only %1 of the audience will get it.
The Wish Upon a Weinstein episode of Family Guy is full of one percenter gags.
by Zyklon-B April 22, 2004
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10 Percent Rule

What should be taken from one who extremely over exaggerates the details of most things in order to acheive story dominance and self acclaim. Meaning 10 percent of what is presented is the truth, the other 90 percent is usually entertaining and a lie.
Philip said that the store was giving away $10,000 dollars at the end of the night, but I called and they said they were only giving $1000. I guess thats another one of those Philip "10 percent rule" exclamations.
by Dax_Emil February 14, 2007
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Ten percenter

When you have 10% of a boner so it just barley bulges in your pants but is still noticeable.
Man i'm rocking a ten percenter and i don't know what to do with it.
by ComradeHamster February 21, 2015
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twenty-seven percenters

1. People either genuinely crazy or so woefully misinformed about how the world works, the bases for their decision making is so flawed they may as well be crazy.
2. People with a worldview which lead them to disagree with what you consider rationality even though they arrive at their positions through rational means.
3. See also birther
Obama vs. Alan Keyes is proof. Keyes was from out of state, so you can eliminate any established political base; both candidates were black, so you can factor out racism; and Keyes was plainly, obviously, completely crazy. Batshit crazy. Head-trauma crazy. But the twenty-seven percenters in Illinois voted for him. They put party identification, personal prejudice, whatever ahead of rational judgement. Hell, even like 5% of Democrats voted for him. That's crazy behaviour. I think you have to assume a 27% Crazification Factor in any population.
by pete mack May 6, 2011
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10 percent rule

Immediately Spending 10% of money acquired from prize winnings, pay checks, sales, etc... towards celebrating in order to attain good luck.
I just got my tax refund for $2,456, According to the 10 percent rule I have to go blow $245.60 on getting wasted and motorboating some bitches. Cause bitches get brunched.
by L-LEEZY September 27, 2012
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