1- the act of spanking the monkey
can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)
i find this tends to work ;-)
by pax September 15, 2003
The terms used exclusively by big companies' executives, in which the message being portrayed is expressed in the most complicated way possible. The words make no real sense, but are simply used to sound important.
"We must learn to love the utopious and unflawed system that is our great big corporation" "That sounds like Corporate Wank-Wank to me?"
by Sphinx6027 May 21, 2009
a word unlike any other word, one with meaning not of pervertedness but yet meaning that of nothing. Stands for anything at all and the true meaning can only be assumed yet never spoken.
by Jelthi April 20, 2007
This word is the British equivalent of jerkin off so if someone calls you a wanker...they say you jerk off.
by Manbungoed August 22, 2010
by Ballsballs November 13, 2013
Wank - verb (wanked, past tense)
1. the act of jerking off
2. jerking off so hard that you dislocate your shoulder
1. the act of jerking off
2. jerking off so hard that you dislocate your shoulder
by A.J.O February 29, 2008
by Anthony13 January 07, 2006