stoned

Being the happiest you could ever imagen. Having not a care in the world. When you cannot beleive how damn hungry you really are. Laughing about things that when your in the normal state of mind you would never laugh at.

Duuuude, I was so fucking stoned, I had the munchies like a bitch

by DanlyHoSeper August 23, 2008

stone

A girl who is unreachable unless you knock someone out first. To give you a chance.

Germ: "that girl is a stone over there"
Stephen: "i know bro we would have knock him out to get to her"
Germ: " we might just have to do that"
Stephen: "Im in"

by wafflesFFL January 2, 2011

stone

a Fucking idiot. Who only cares about himself. He thinks he's better than everyone and tends to shit on people no matter how good they are to him. He's a cheater and a manipulator, making him one of the worst people to call a friend. Do not trust someone named stone. They tend to stab you in the back when u least expect it.

I'd like to beat the fuck out of that low life loser stone

by anangelfromabove777 November 5, 2019

Stoned

when your at a state of high from weed where you’ve never been smarter

“Do you remember when we were so stoned that’s we started evaluating theories about aliens?”

by bananagram8 March 31, 2022

stoned

Being "stoned" is a state of altered awareness caused by some drugs. It is a side-effect of the drug: The primary reason a person takes the drug is to become "high," to be in a pleasurable state of being; when the high wears off, the person is left feeling stoned. Eventually the feeling of being stoned wears off and the person’s regular state of awareness resumes.
For some people, being stoned is a pleasant state; others people find it unpleasant.

"That morning Harry had waked and baked, then had hit the bong hard all day long, and now as twilight set in he was fully and righteously stoned off his ass."

by Rudgence Lindstrich March 4, 2015

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019