Oliver Sykes

He is the hottest guy on the planet. He's also a vegetarian, which is a kickass thing.
If you think differently, well, I would have to pwn you.

=P

Bill: "Have heard of Oliver Sykes, the lead singer of Bring Me the Horizon?"

Britney: "Hell yeah, he's the hottest mother fucker in the world!"

by gawd fucking dammit January 14, 2008

Oliver

Oliver is a guy who loves Sally for ages, and never changes his mind. Many people praise him that he only loves one person in his life.

A: Did you break up with your boyfriend?
B:Yeah, he is now dating another girl... I wish he were an Oliver.

by ccthz November 18, 2019

Oliver

Some bitch who I love a lot. He's a dork and a nerd and a perv and he's so goddamn nice it makes me want to throw up rainbows and gah I can't think he's too good and did I mention his hair is fluffy as shit

"Yo, Ollie, Oliver, suck my dick. Metaphorically. I got no dick."

by FateCat March 16, 2017

Oliverchen

An annorexic boy/girl who can be picked up by the wind due to their extreme light-weight proportions. It is known that some oliverchens have lost weight to such a magnitude, that they could pass through solid objects such as walls and even other people! Although this is merely a legend, there could quite possibly be someone capable of such an extraordinary feat. Oliverchens are sometimes mistakened as ghosts or apparations due to their ability to walk through walls.

Boy A: "Oh my god! That boy just walked through that wall!"
Boy B: "This place must be haunted or something!"
Boy A: "No, I think it was an oliverchen!"

by Finbar Murtagh December 24, 2008

Oliver

Oliver is a boy/man that is a massive badass and legendary personality, and normally has a large penis

woah it's Oliver step back guys

by The man with a the plan July 24, 2015

Oliver

Oliver makes anyones day brighter, as soon as you see him a smile appears on his and your face. Olivers smile is the most unique and beautiful thing about him. His personality just brightens your day. He is shy at first but when you get to know him that shyness quickly disappears. He is kind and always puts others infrount of himself. Oliver is a quirky but a genuine guy that will make every moment that you spend with him feel like a lifetime just by staring into his eyes.

I truly love Oliver he is the one person who is always there for me, no matter what happens.

by BlueMoonAtMidnight December 29, 2015

Jamie Oliver

Cunt. Mockney Cunt. Sainsburys promoting mockney cunt. No it isn't pukka you lisping cock-pope.

I got really drunk last night and blew chunks all over a fit bird. I felt a right Jamie Oliver.

by x-bow September 1, 2004