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Captain Obvious

Saying something that is obvious, that didn't need to be said, and someone pointing out, wow, well done. Another comon term linked to this is also 'No Shit Sherlock!'
"It's Tuesday today." ... "Well done captain obvious."
by Emma H May 13, 2005
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Oblivion

-The fourth installation of the Elder Scroll's series, possibly one of the most addicting games ever known to man besides masturbating. Side effects cause loss of friends (real ones not virtual), whitening of the skin until the point of translucency, being disowned by your parents, losing your job, and in all cases, inevitable death.
I picked up a copy of oblivion today, I also made my will, published my obituary, made last calls to my friends and family, pre-ordered 1500 boxes of hot-pockets and NOS, installed the game on my computer and lived in a constant state of braingasm until my death in the plains of Bruma three thousand years in the past.
by Grizzled80 August 19, 2009
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Obvious Troll

Obvious Troll is a widely accepted term describing a forum contributor who contributes with very obvious posts or asks questions for which there are only obvious answers. Obvious troll posts are a subject to flames or flame wars on forums.
A: d(o.o)b
OT: How do you get the backwards "b"
A: it is called a "d"
X: OT, that was such an obvious troll question
by Noeh October 14, 2008
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captain obvious

Someone: Soda's bad for you.
Me: Thanks, Captain Obvious!
by dj gs68 August 23, 2003
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oblivion

1. n. State of unawareness
2. n. a 2006 game in the Elder Scrolls series. The largest and best game to date
3. n.> A hell-like alternate universe in the game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
4. n. A death sentence for your computer
1. She's in oblivion when I talk to her about the war in Iraq, it seems she just dont care
2. Wanna come to my house and play Oblivion. Expect to not see the sun for a few months, though.
3. Near the beginning of the game, you have to close a gate to Oblivion.
4. I got Oblivion for my computer, and it exploded when I started it.
by NOBODY!!!!11 November 10, 2008
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obvious

The favorite word of mathematicians and computer scientists alike. Used when they don't want to go into detail about a component of their paper or proof. Sometimes acts to discourage people from asking unwanted questions by making them feel stupid.
"While the Binary Indexed Tree is a data structure designed to implement dynamic cumulative frequency tables, efficiently answering range queries with point updates, given a static array, it is obvious that this is unnecessary, as the table can easily be generated by processing the array using a simple O(n) loop." -A Computer Scientist
by ReaderOfProofs May 11, 2016
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Oblivia/Oblivio

Proper name attributed to those who are truly oblivious to the outside world. Oblivia/female, Oblivio/male.
Helloooo, Oblivia/Oblivio! Stopping dead at the top of the escalator isn't too bright.
by Jeanastra March 20, 2013
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