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Nutella wristy

Lisa: hey man I gotta check my pants
Peter: wanna touch my junk with Nutella? (Nutella wristy)
by Tonguepunchmyfartbox June 14, 2014
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Nuglet

A term of endearment for someone who is smaller, younger, or weaker than you.
by nuglet king September 14, 2011
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Nutella

Orgasm in a jar. You could put this stuff on a shoe and eat it. Or do like anyone else and just eat it out the jar.
My girlfriend gave up sex to prove a point. Crazy bitch. Lucky I have nutella.
by Neverendingname June 11, 2011
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nutlet

1) i kicked him in the nutlets.
2) we didn't have time to make love, so i just busted a nutlet
by ocmarts December 14, 2008
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Nuclear Holocaust

-noun -pron. NOOK-lee-ERR HALL-oh-COST

1. The time at which, during the Earth and mankind's evolution, when the planet is a radiated wasteland of sand and bleached bones. Where once great cities stood, now stand only shells of a once great civilization. Where nothing survives save for resilient disease and bacteria, and the remnants of the species described as homo-sapien, who took refuge in under-ground shelters before the bright flash of their collective peak of ingenuity and scientific curiosity engulfed them all.
2. Mankind's last chance to prove it's worth before the innevitable end.
3. A time long after mankind's nuclear arms have been spent.
4. A time when the only means of survival is a honed blade, and a clean rifle amongst the onslaught of cannibals, and radiated humans known as, zombies.
"But Mr. President, surely you know the ramifications of this decision. Evil begets evil. If we fire, so will they, and you and I both know the only possible outcome is annihilation. A nuclear holocaust."
"Just shut up and give the goddamn order."
"I'm sorry sir, I can't, I...I won't."
"Gen. Cosgray, would you please shoot Mr. Williams."
by tytoldyouso February 5, 2010
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Nutella Virgin

Someone really lame who has never tasted nutella.
Me: Hey wanna go get some nutella?
You: WTF is nutella?
Me: You're such a nutella virgin, you fag.
by Youre mommmma! May 13, 2009
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Nutella'ing

The act of rubbing Nutella on a person's body and then licking it off.
Oh man, I nutella'd last night and it was so sexy. I hope you go nutella'ing tonight with a hot chick.
by Kuzuail March 1, 2011
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