nutcracker

In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.

The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

nutsacking

to stretch your nutsack over someones mouth and nose

i will be "nutsacking" her tonite...

by dirty d April 23, 2003

nutcracker

When the suck is so good that you have to nut inside.

Mary was so good last night that I gave her a nutcracker!

by DariusDudeGuy April 9, 2017

nutsacked

When someone takes your backpack/purse empties it out, flips it inside out, places everything back in, and zips it up. This usually occurs when the victim leaves their bag unattended in class. If a talented perpetrator finds a bag with an inner pocket, he/she can double nutsack the bag.

Bob: "Hey Jeff just left to use the bathroom!"
Joe: "Help me nutsack his backpack!"
~~
Natalie: "Can you watch my purse? I need to go get something from John's locker."
Katie: "Ok... (Natalie leaves the classroom) Haha sucks for her, hasn't she leanred not to leave things with me? Poor girl is going to get double nutsacked."
~~
Desmond: WTF man, who the hell nutsacked my backpack!?

by You've been nutsacked October 2, 2010

nutcracker

A "dive" in which the diver jumps in feet first with one leg in front of them and one leg behind them, usually causing pain in the groin area.

"He just did a nutcracker into the water!"
"He won't be walkin for a while."

by teh pwn January 6, 2006

Nutsack

Sexy for some people and not sexy for others.

Ah fuck you kicked me in the nutsack !

by Arshonkov March 2, 2017

Nutsacks

1: The second set of nuts you get from doing man things.

My nutsacks grew bigger after a weekend of hunting.

Jon came back from a weekend with his cousins with a shinny new set of nutsacks!

by Skipp00 January 25, 2017