v-notch

a slang term for a womans vagina

dakotah has a very saggy v-notch and i would know that from experience.

by H00PIE June 20, 2007

top notch

good, perfect, better than the last...

comes from when people put notches on their bed when they have sex with people, the last is always better than the one before. so its TOP NOTCH

That game was top notch.

by Samantha1992 January 12, 2009

top-notch

adj.

Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.

Of something or somebody.

If a car salesman tells you the car is in top-notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.

Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top-notch form this morning!

by Human Freedom July 16, 2008

Escape Notch

The penis slit, which released gentelman's relish or urine.

I pee and jizz out of my escape notch.

by LibbyfromSC May 8, 2009

Top Notch

This is a fabulous expression used by only the funniest slash classiest of people. In normal terms it is an expression of positive agreement but when used in certain circumstances it is both an incredibly sweet and funny way to answer somebody.

Words and expressions such as ponchomania, wicca wicca blazin' squad, sore throat, katie and ellie, ElleGirl, Elemayo, genious and may weeare all TOP NOTCH.

Have fun using this saying and well done to its creator!

Perv nudists are not top notch.

by [katie and ellie] December 30, 2004

Botchy Notch

A wonderful group of friends from the May 2011 BB; nice, wholesome girls who enjoy puppies, long walks on the beach, and the occasional clown; Ladies who are funny and caring; something many aspire to be, but few are able to attain.

Girls who are likely to tell you the truth rather than fill you with unicorn lies.

WINNING, duh.

I heard that girl is a botchy notch! Really? I want to be just like her-- she always is so wise and funny. I bet she is really pretty, too.

by Unicorn de jour May 2, 2011

v-notch

A slang term for saggy vagina.

The girl that i took home to my apartment had a v-notch.

by H00PIE June 23, 2007