sausage nibbler

Hetrosexual male attempting oral for the first time , or to gain favour ….fending off the full meat delivery by only nibbling the tip

if Dave in accounts offers you a blow job to get promotion …forget it, he's a only a fucking sausage nibbler.

by Thegoosekat May 4, 2016

dick nobbed

When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it

I got dick nobbed by my granddad last night

by Gandalf-the-GR8 August 19, 2016

Hayden Noble

Hayden is a confident, but not too confident person. He plays baseball and is smart but likes to hide it. Everyone smiles when they see him or he cracks a joke.

Person 1: *Smiles*
Person 2: “Why are you smiling?”
Person 1: “I see Hayden Noble”

by VoidDuck November 18, 2019

Nip Nibbler

A person, regardless of age or gender, who feasts on titty and the contents within.

Example 1: "My crotch goblin is hungry today. That little nip nibbler is gonna bleed these fun bags dry."

Example 2: "My girlfriend is a nip nibbler. I've got bite marks for areolas!"

by SchlongDongSilver July 14, 2020

Gaphing Nibble

The translation is Kenny Is annoying

Luke - "Why'd you timeout Kenny on discord"

Rob - "well, to be honest, its, Gaphing Nibble"

by Real_Tubby March 4, 2023

The Barns and Noble

Process to obtain revenge on someone who has damaged your life in a major way. First visit barns and noble's magazine section remove as many of the loose subscription cards as you can carry. Fill in the targets name address ect..rubber stamp is best. Check the boxes for 2 year subscription and bill me. Drop them in the post office drive up drop box. Do this for 100 cards once a week until you feel better. For extra credit look for depends adult diaper ads they have free samples coupons send as many of these as possible. Good luck

That bitch filled a false police report , so i gave her. The Barns and Noble.

by MaXPuFZ August 20, 2016

Barnes and Noble Restroom

A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom

“Hey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”

by Overlord of Ducks April 5, 2021