Orgasmic Proof

The act of ejaculating semen on someone's body to show that they did not cum inside them.

Maria let john have sex with her without a condom. As a token of respect and not making her pregnant. He ejaculated on her as a reference of orgasmic proof.

by KayG February 27, 2018

Translation Proof

The maximum alcohol blood level that you could still manage to work under its influence, or tolerate translating documents.

A: Have you finished this half JD alone?!

B: And I'm still working. I have a high translation proof.

by Ahmed Zidan July 25, 2011

wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 5, 2022

Linus-proof

Slang term for "drop resistant" in the PC enthusiast community, originating from the running gag of Linus Sebastian, creator and host of Linus Tech Tips, dropping and breaking things.

"Hey Jake, I dropped the 10.000$ CPU and it's broken."
"Seriously? Again? They need to start making these things Linus-proof or we'll go bankrupt..."

by Bephen-Sturke December 21, 2021

Goof Proof

Free of goofism. Goofs not allowed or tolerated. Unpenetrable by goofs. Similar to a bullet proof jacket but instead of bullets substitute goofs.

I'm straight G. I'm goof proof.

by GoofProof187 March 15, 2021

Proof of Sesh

Proof of Sesh is the consensus mechanism for admission into the BluntDAO, denoted by getting an access token from a BluntDAO OG VALIDATORS for “sesh”ing in real life with them

I just Proof of Sesh’d w a validator and now I’m in BluntDAO

by OGBlunted July 23, 2022

Akano-proof

Creating something even retards can use without having to ask a regular person for help.

You can look at websites, food and even transport!

the following things are akano-proof:
google
bread
wheel

by cool_s July 27, 2010