Jersey Canoe

Any big ass pointy womens shoe thats big enough to stomp out a forest fire.

Holy shit! look at the Jersey canoes on Jen.

by CrackersAkA December 21, 2008

Jersey Rotisserie

A 3some where the woman is on her hands and knees between two guys. One has his dick in her mouth, one has his dick in her ass or pussy. Looks like a pig on a rotisserie. Could be a fat chick but doesn't have to be.

She got herself into a Jersey Rotisserie again with those two last night

by Shockaa December 11, 2014

It's A Jersey Thing

A phrase used to describe something that can only be understood by an inbred New Jersey native.

What's a muff cabbage?

It's a jersey thing, you wouldn't understand.

by KangarooTaco October 16, 2010

Jersey Handshake

A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.

"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."

by Teflon G October 26, 2008

jersey hotlunch

A women lies on her back, mouth open and a man squats over her face to fill her mouth with feces.

Last night i went over Jenn's house, she asked me for a jersey hotlunch.

by The Hamburger Pimp July 25, 2011

jersey shower

When you don't want to take an actual shower for whatever reason, so you spray perfume or cologne all over yourself so people don't smell your body odor. Useful for when you only need to go out to run a small errand like buying milk from the grocery store.

I think I might stink a little bit but I only need to go to the Post Office so I'm going to take a jersey shower.

by buttplaster August 1, 2010

south jersey

South Jersey..because Philadelphia is our city, we love WaWa(and there is at least 1 every 5 miles), the Eagles(people randomly shout out the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES cheer EVERYWHERE), a good hoagie not sub/hero, a real cheesesteak, jimmies on our ice cream, you ask what exit one if from off of the NJ turnpike,its the shore not the beach (and you always go there after prom), you know where the cherry hill, moorestown, deptford and even echelon mall are, and we think North Jersey should be a separate state.

It's wudder not water.

by Nicole May 7, 2005