Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.

Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.

by Nitfungus May 17, 2023

NIT

Acronym for "Not in Tournament". Made famous when predicting the outcome of March Madness.

Cory: I got Michigan State going all the way.

Garrett: I didn't see them in the bracket.

Cory: Well they're not in the "bracket". They're in the NIT.

*friends laugh*

Coby: You know that stands for "Not in Tournament" right?

by KnightofNerdom March 14, 2019

nit-wit

a Canadian term for a stupid, silly person

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay

by Sexydimma December 1, 2016

Nit

When someone irritates another by the way they act or something they say. Even just the presence of them being there.

He is such a nit that guy, he’s a real nit, mate that person was acting like a nit

by Blunt master October 25, 2020

Cheez-nit

A swear word, that when said loudly in public increases your chances of dieing in gang related "accidents" by 150-600%. Not to be said around large groups of dark skinned people.

"What was that?"
"Those damn skin-diseased aliens are taken our corn again!"
"F*cking cheez-nitters!" *Gets shot*

"Oh cheez-nit!"

by Fear in a nutshell August 20, 2008

Nit

Nit in this specific case means “not lit”, or not cool.

Ugh! Susan that is totally nit.

by idkwhyiwrotethese December 8, 2019

Nit

National institute of technology , this colleges are very top universities , but due to lack of confidence they always come under iits , here students are not happy for cracking jee , but unhappy for not getting iit , they are always depressed , in tension to complete assignment ,viva , exam , practical and fuck thier life .
NITians used to hear from others that - iit mil jata to accha hota , ab beth ke hilate rho.

Jam - kya bhai nit ya iit ?
Ram - nit mila yaar.
Jaam - kya yaar iit milta to accha rehta.

by Frustrated nitian November 24, 2021