Southport, NC

A sleepy little town in North Carolina. Everything closes at nine every evening- except the Port City Java, which closes at eight at the latest. DAMN THEM.

Billy: Hey, I'm going to Southport, NC for a vacation!
Joey: Why, what's there?
Billy: Peace and quiet. I am going to take a lot of naps.
Joey: You picked the right place to go.

by amandafesto August 10, 2009

Huntersville, NC

A small town beginning 15 minutes from downtown Charlotte. The perfect mix of small town suburban life and being close to a large city. The schools are always overcrowded. Hopewell is better than North Meck. Huntersville Cops do NOTHING except hide and try to catch people speeding. It's because Huntersville isn't high on crime.

Guy 1: You better slow your roll.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: This is Huntersville, NC. HPD will bust yo ass in a minute. They're bored and everywhere.

by disneygirlie April 6, 2011

Forest city , NC

A place where there are so many whores that instead of coming out at night they walk around in day light thinking they are attractive but instead their asses stink and their faces look like ugly deformed men .

forest city , NC is a lonely town full of ugly whores

by dickslapper29 July 2, 2018

Stony Point NC

Small shitty town filled with greasy meth heads with missing teeth, criminals, abortions, and annoying speed limits.

Why they overdosing in the street? Bro we’re in stony point NC . Oh okay that explains it all

by whocarez September 6, 2021

Elm City, NC

A one stop light town, where everybody knows everybody in more than one sense. Just a bunch of inbread redneck whiggers. And as far as the African americans, they try there best to live up the BET reputation of a "REAL HOOD NIGGA!" Selling all that crack and you still live on a plantation. Thank god for Good Will Foundation these people probably run around but ass naked! Almost forgot about the Arab gas station the mini walmart, Elm City local entertainment.

Redneck1: Look at that N*****...lisnting to that rap shit
Redneck2: Listnen to this new Lil Wayne song,
Redneck1: This is my shit my nigga.
Black guy: Stupid crackers....want to buy some weed?
Me: Only in Elm City, NC

by OOotooo Oreo February 23, 2011

Harnett County, NC

Harnett County, NC is a small urban county and is a place where everybody are druggies and it’s so ghetto and it’s a high crime area

Boy : aye u wanna go to Harnett County, NC ??
Girl : Hell no, it’s so ghetto there and there’s lot of crime

by Harnett County December 26, 2017

Tabor City, NC

The most famous town in the United States. Home of the Double D

There's so much to do in Tabor City, NC. We even have a stoplight!

by Markabella July 16, 2008