Turban myth

I heard that if you’re naughty, Ganesh, the elephant god, will come out of your cupboard and hoover your toys up his trunk. I think it’s just a turban myth.
by Nuphagus December 26, 2019
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crystal myth

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.
Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
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