myspace pose 

the most commonly used pose for myspace poses, cliché especially in many teenage girls. Typically shows lips in a pout, and them making a peace sign. The picture is mostly taken from a downward pointing angel, or in the bathroom. Often photoshopped.

OMG, Kelly's new profile picture is so classic myspace pose, how unoriginal.

myspace pose by 2caroline2 March 11, 2009

Myspace Vanishing Act 

To delete your myspace.com profile without warnings to your online friends.

To drop off the myspace earth.

This is usually necessary due to myspace stalkers, psychotics that take myspace too seriously or a general distaste for what myspace has done to your life.

I went on Jane's profile today, she pulled a myspace vanishing act!

Myspace Vanishing Act by Meredith(MissM) February 7, 2007

myspace 

A place where 15 year old girls go to pretend they're 19 only to end up getting raped by 40 year old men who go there to pretend they're 17.

some preppie username like calibunny87: "Liek omagawd rtfm lol liek myspace sooo kewl dewd omg heerz my pixxx, r ent thei gr8?" =3-(o ;| }<:\

I swear to god im 17: (While fapping his dick off) "yeah, where do you live?"

myspace by 53 October 2, 2005

Myspace Dumped 

When you find out you're significant other no longer wants to be with you, after seeing that his/her status on the oh so famous myspace now claims to be 'single', as opposed to 'in a relationship'. Other big clues are when you're removed from their top 8, or they have proceeded to flirt with others in their 'comment' box. God bless Myspace.

'Did you see that Tyra's myspace says 'single' ?'

'haha, yeah, Brain was well myspace dumped' ...

Myspace Dumped by errrrr August 3, 2007

myspace whore 

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

myspace whore by lauren May 13, 2005

myspacebook 

A term used to combine "myspace" and "facebook", enabling the speaker to refer to both social networking sites at once.

Jerry: Hey man, can I use your laptop?
Bill: What for?
Jerry: I need to check my myspacebook for a minute.

myspacebook by jgrizzXcore December 21, 2007

Tom From Myspace 

That Guy from myspace who is always there when you create a myspace account but you never accept a friend request.WHAT'S WITH THAT? a guy who has been parodied so many times that it's unbelievable.

I Want a t-shirt that says "I love Tom from myspace" then a picture of Tom on the back

Tom From Myspace by dac19903 September 12, 2006