red milk mustache

Its what you get when eat a girl out on her period

guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.

by rev_b April 9, 2009

monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

Detroit Mustache

When a man takes a steaming dump, and smears it on his woman's upper lip (like a mustache). The man then smashes his pubes into her face, leaving loose hair in the fresh fecal matter.

My girl and I were watching Top Gun the other night and I Detroit Mustached her face like Goose.

by Hunnicut1986 July 26, 2011

High School mustache

Adj. 1. The mustache that appears usually on young men when starting to go through puberty. 2. Very thin mustache with thin fine hairs 3. Usually found on pale zit faced nerds, rednecks and Mexicans.

"The guy is 28 and only needs to shave once a month. At best he can get a high school mustache.

by Caz July 16, 2004

The Mustache Gang

A renowned gang of utter literate genius' who ruled the interweb with their witty banter and awfully good spelling!

Dude 1: hai have u hurrrd of the mustache gang?

Dude 2: naw blud whos they thn?!

Dude 1: awww man they were the most epically clever amazing awesome people online ever in the whole wide WURLD.

Dude 2: Word.

by Streetamus Crimius January 14, 2010

awkward mustache

When a you can only grow enough hair above your upper lip for it to be noticeable but not enough to be called a legit mustache. Basically, it's a cross between nothing and a real mustache (a.k.a. peach fuzz)

I hate that I can't grow a real mustache so I have to shave my awkward mustache all the time.

by lithalweapon October 27, 2011

minnesota mustache

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache

It was so cold up at the lake that Sven unknowingly wore his Minnesota Mustache for two days in a row.

by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014