Dumb mutton

A person who is absolutely stupid, and doesn't know how to function properly.

You fucking dumb mutton

by inshay<3 December 24, 2020

Mutombo

A very long and fat BLUNT.
Refers to Dikembe Mutombo's massively long finger.

"Wana get high?"

"Yeah"

"If you hit this Mutombo, you will wake up in an African Hospital."

by Zeus the Rockets Fan February 5, 2010

mutombo

a horbal gorbal, often used in reference to the girlfriend of an irishman.

"hey, mutombo...wake me up!!

by dodd April 12, 2005

muttox

Correctly spelt mutorcs.
Simply the reverse of scrotum
Similar to meathead

you globule of sacksweat, you fucking muttox

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

Mutton Humper

Somebody who loves to shag sheep. Common amongst the welsh, Kiwis and Aberdeen FC supporters.

The mutton humpers have been at my fucking flock again!

by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009

Dikembe Mutombo

When you stick your dick and wave it back and forth in a woman's vagina as she's about to give birth, as means to block the child from entering the world.

"Aye yo, my boy Tug did a Dikembe Mutombo on his wife as she was trying to deliver!"

by Thug Roy February 8, 2022

greacy mutton

a term used for when a onld lady usually between the age of 70-80 finds her sex drive again only to find her pum is all dryed and old. so mass lubercation is needed.

"dude y did u fuck that gilf"
"i dunno man big mistake tho she had a greacy mutton"

by 02ginge February 9, 2009