Murph

To sneak a shot at the bar while your significant other is in the bathroom

When my wife went to pee, I Murphed a shot with the bartender.

by Jplate0308 December 5, 2019

Murph

Mainly
Unbelievably

Ravaging
Person
Healthy Lover

Look at that Murph he's so sexy.

by ChristineM6969 May 10, 2018

Murph

A person with the last name Murphy. Typically a selfish person. Great athlete and good friend.

Murph is my best friend.

by Southern Ireland June 28, 2020

National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations

“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”

by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019

The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded

On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1

by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009

Murphing

To be sunbathing on a beach, from Sara and Gerald Murhpy who made the activity fashionable in the 50's.

This summer we'll go murphing on a beach.

by emmm... March 10, 2019

Murphed

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.

My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.

by gdiz916 July 7, 2022