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Murphing

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.
Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?
by EagleEyed April 26, 2021
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Murph

When you murder all the members of a gun range for the soul purpose of free lodging and range time.
Let's murph those guys.
by J0hnny_h0pkins July 5, 2017
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Murph

See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick

An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.
Take that damn helmet off Murph, stop acting like an idiot.
by EagleEyed April 22, 2021
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Murph

A person with the last name Murphy. Typically a selfish person. Great athlete and good friend.
Murph is my best friend.
by Southern Ireland June 28, 2020
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Murphed

(v) making out with britton murphy at a party
1: Yo who got Murphed last night?

2: Like 7 people dude!
by Yoooboi May 18, 2021
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Murph

An intoxicating drug that resembles salt and pepper. It is made from the leaves of the Phrum Tree.

It can be consumed in a vast variety of ways left to the imagination.
mugGet the Murphmug.

The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded
On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1
by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009
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