Modest Mouse

One of the few Indy Rock bands of our generation who have produced albums which can be considered musical and lyrical masterpieces. They have released at least 8 records under 2 different producers: 'Up Records' and 'Epic'. Modest Mouse has a unique sound, and a habbit for memorable musical song extensions and clever song endings which lead into following songs.

"Dude, your Modest Mouse is on fire!"

"This would be so much better with a Modest Mouse"

by Colin Murrant August 25, 2005

click the mouse

N. A slang term referring to the act of female masturbation, esp. to the clitoris

That chick got lonely a lot so she'd just sit at home and click the mouse.

by John "the dude" White April 21, 2004

meat and mousing

The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.

Robert's mom caught him meat and mousing.

by AAIIEE September 28, 2008

Suck The Mouse

Refers to a phrase in which a person metaphorically "Sucks the mouse" meaning you are very cool and it is no way sexual as it may sound. Different ways to say it Include, "I Suck The Mouse", "Suckin The Mouse", "Suckin Mouse", Etc.

"I bet you don't even Suck The Mouse!"

by Mouse Sucker April 5, 2022

bald mouse

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )

sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

Mouse Challenged

A phrase denoting a computer user's inablity to perform even the most simple tasks on a computer.

That dude is seriously mouse challenged, he didn't even know how to right-click.

by Buddy Revell July 4, 2005

Dead Mouse

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'

Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.

by Anon1Adult June 30, 2016