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Mormon Go-gurt

The act of receiving oral sex whilst wearing a condom, then having your partner drink the semen out of the condom like a go-gurt.
by KStrawb January 11, 2016
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Moronavirus

A plague that overcomes a nation when the person holding the highest political office is a moron.
“Don’t worry, come November, this virus is just going to disappear.” “Oh, you mean the moronavirus?”
by Joejohn July 18, 2020
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Moron

A person who is lacking intellectual capacity and general common sense.
This slang word is mostly used in a derogatory sense.
Eg. I can't believe he dumped you for her, he is such a moron!
by YC7 June 24, 2008
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moronese

The common language spoken by a moron = (IQ 50-69)
George Bush: Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?
Barry: What did he just say?
Sue: Don't worry he's just speaking moronese again
by MJ Harris April 29, 2008
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mormon exploitation

When a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints comes to prosthelytize and the one being prosthelytized feigns interest while getting the LDS member to perform helpful tasks.
Two young LDS members carried Patrick's luggage all the way up 14 flights of stairs. Once to his apartment Patrick quickly entered and slammed the door. And he though to himself: now that was some good mormon exploitation.

Frieda listened for 4 and a half hours while Josiah spoke about how The Church had changed him for the better. She really wasn't interested but really needed help getting her house cleaned for the party that night so she did some mormon exploitation.
by novaglen January 21, 2013
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Mormon drunk

A condition one acquires after ingesting large quantities of tasty food. These foods may be chocolate, fried chicken, ice cream, Dr. Pepper, cake, pie, brownies; basically anything indulgent and gluttonous that does not include alcohol, or illegal drugs.
"Dude, work is so freaking driving me nuts. I'm gettin Mormon drunk tonight. Bring on the chocolate fountain and Dr. Pepper!"
by onifikcuhp July 6, 2013
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moron tax

Sarah: "There's a lottery to win a big house! Tickets are only £13.50!"
Matt: "Moron tax dude. You have more chance of being struck by lightning."

"Extended warranty?? How can I lose?!" - Homer Simpson with a crayon up his nose
by Lurch Landcome August 9, 2018
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