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Moroccan Chokehold

A sexual act in which the male cums into a condom, then promptly removes the condom and strangles his sexual partner with the condom, catching them by surprise.
Man1: Wheres Patricia?
Man2: She was found dead in her apartment.... something about a Moroccan Chokehold?
Man1: Oh, shit.
by SRT2 October 29, 2009
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Moroccan Dinner Party

a sexual act that is so disgusting that it cant be defined; When the act itself is so much worse in your head than it could ever be defined.
The only thing worse than a Cleveland Steamer is a Moroccan Dinner Party
by Travis J October 12, 2010
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Moroon

Pronounced like the "MOR" in MORon and the "OON" in BabOON.

And by now its obvious that it is used to described someone who is a cross between a moron and less obviously the I.R.Baboon character from the cartoon network show "Cow and Chicken" in 1997 and "I am Weasel" from 1999.

I Am Weasel feature's the adventures of the title character, a highly intelligent mammal, and his constant, albeit stupid rival/partner, I. R. Baboon. The two are often competing in different "humorous" situations, with ‘I. R.’ trying to out-do Weasel at every turn. However, I. M. Weasel, the world renowned professional of everything, always seems to come out on top.

I.R.Baboon was basically a super idiotic red-butted baboon who did everything Wrong and Ass Backwards. The show was lame and the baboon worse but its a description i feel fits many people, especially coupled with Moron.
"My brother is such a Moroon, he put laundry detergent in the dishwasher, he figured same difference."

Jackie: You don’t leave the applicator in when you use a tampon!!!
Megan: Oh is that why it doesn’t feel right?
Jackie: YOU ARE SUCH A MOROON!! How you manage to dress yourself is still a mystery to me!
by Krystine The Spaz February 19, 2007
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Moroccan Kiss

Means of kissing: when one party excretes into the other's mouth, and then proceeds to blend the fecal matter with his/her tongue.
Billy: Hey, what did you and Chaniqua get up to last night?
Ralph: Oh, I gave her a Moroccan Kiss. She fucking loved it.
by Bobeisha March 23, 2008
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moroccan martini

The act of milking the sweat from one's scrotum, storing it in a vase, then placing aforementioned contents into an unsuspecting dame's beverage. (Preferably at a bar/night club/pour down a stripper's throat)
Female: "My drink tastes kinda funny"
Frat Douche: "Babe, you shouldn't have been such a bitch to our waiter. I bet he brought you a moroccan martini."
by Beta Rho January 21, 2009
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MooCowWebMistress

A unique creature that is prone to gyrating when booty shakin electrohouse, big tippers or apple pie is around. Tell tail signs you have located the elusive MCWM is the cries of "right on" and "dammit."
You think that is the MooCowWebMistress?

Dunno...red hair...DD's, but it could be anyone.

"MOOOOOOOOO Dammit"

Yup thats her!
by m June 6, 2004
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Moroccan Delight

The act of vomiting on somebodies bed whilst they are sleeping in it, for revenge or sexual gratification.
Yesterday, she insulted me so I gave her a Moroccan Delight last night.
by Aladdin&Jasmine September 12, 2012
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