monkey

500 units of a given currency, esp. English pounds

That new hi-def T.V. cost me a good two monkeys

by E-n January 7, 2006

monkey

Suffix that, when added to a root noun, describes a person who is obsessed with or loves the meaning of the root noun.

-Sometimes the applied word can be figurative.

Ben: Your brother really likes to wank a lot, doesn't he?
Mike: Yeah... he's a real greasemonkey.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

monkey

500 of our finest English Pounds for one frequenting the London area...

Ere you faahckin nonce you owe me a monkey

by Frosty Jack March 18, 2004

Monkey

the most awesome animal to ever appear on Earth

monkeys are sic

by kubleeka December 7, 2010

monkey

*The common name for a species relating to chimpanzees.

*A racist slur toward a black person, or a person of african heritage.

"George W Bush is called a monkey just because of some of his facial expressions and the fact that his ears are stuck-out."
-me

"That guy?! No way I ain't gonna give the victory that monkey!"
-a racist in Remember The Titans; something in that context

"Human beings are monkeys if you stop and think about it. Not just from a genetic perspective, but also because of how we act."
-me

by Dave March 30, 2004

monkey

Used to refer to the female genitalia. In strip clubs women are naked while standing, which forces parts of the female sex organ to hang down "like a monkey".

"Yeah shawty, lemme see dat monkey!"

by Atlien July 18, 2008

Monkey

Another word for penis.

"Wanna pet my monkey?"-Mike Myers on SNL skit called "Sprockets".

by Jay A April 22, 2003