Mongolian love clutch

a sexual position where a man is having anal sex with someone from behind and while inside his partner he punches them in the back of the head and knocks them unconscious. this makes their rectum tighten up and is supposed to increase the pleasure

so i heard you had sex with Deborah last night
yeah shes a total freak. i gave her the mongolian love clutch

by Momo10 May 16, 2010

Mongolian Sticky Bun

When a man ejaculates on a womans ass and sticks himself to her ass. Then when the cum dries between them, he fucks her once more.

Yo, i gave her a mongolian sticky bun last night.

by ajmeeh6842 December 18, 2009

mongolian paratrooper

someone who has a habit of dropping by uninvited and unwanted.

man, greg is such a mongolian paratrooper

by axeman7 October 14, 2008

Mongolian Bottlerocket

The act of dipping the tip of ones penis in kerosene, lighting it on fire and then putting it out in either a partners mouth, vagina, or rectum.

She was in the hospitol for third degree burns due to the Mongolian Bottlerocket.

by Dr Flayvas July 27, 2011

mongolian mud worm

During rough bum-love
Your partner/victim shits all over your dick and runs away in panic. leaving your dick covered in shit flailing in the breeze

Sally was riding me reverse cow-girl. All of a sudden she bolted from the room.
I sat up in surprise and saw a mongolian mud worm staring me down

by sgt.cameltoe May 5, 2008

Mongolian Chairlift

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.

Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!

by Dave Pat August 24, 2008

mongolia

mongolian people are the nicest and yet the shyest people on the earth. they are really shy. uwu

kid: dad, what’s that *pointing at a condom.
average mongolian dad: *sweats nervously* i-i don’t know, son. *runs away

by bluesrock January 7, 2019