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Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".
Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.
Swine Flu Monitor by idolatro15 September 28, 2009

Summit my monitor 

Another way to say you will punch your monitor with increased force.
*Fails a challenge*
Me: I swear to god I will summit my monitor if I die one more time.

Neural Remote Monitoring 

It's a gps, whatever,

if someone is using it on u find emp gun, or magnet. locate chip on stalker.

North Carolina Baby Monitor 

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.
Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct.

In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer.
Hym Iam "In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer."