moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.

Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me

by Djcannon April 03, 2017

Moldy Kebab

A very old musty/crusted and or diseased male genitalia.

Did ya see that dude at the bath house, worst Moldy Kebab I've ever seen.

by Packet-Collector September 20, 2021

Moldy sandwich

An annoying person

"he's so annoying, he must be a moldy sandwich"

by APOTATNYAN November 04, 2018

moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman April 08, 2016

you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career

Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...

by ThisisntUKstfu February 01, 2021

Moldy Raspberry

When a man shits on a girls stomache, leans over and gives her a raspberry and then cums on top of the mess

Damn bro, the sex was pretty vanilla. She barely even let me give her a moldy raspberry.

by Eritthegreat August 26, 2019

moldy cherry

When you take the virginity of someone who REAKS

“I took his virginity, but he hadn’t showered in weeks, it was a really moldy cherry”

by imp-00 December 08, 2022