Commander of the british army on the 19th century. Now known as a very handsome type of mancind. He is better then Sandberg. and has a godlike personality
by Einsteinjunior January 14, 2009
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I believe that I am ready for the German Porn Olympics because I have pulled off a Des Moines Surprise,
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In Ukraine, the moink is that corner of flesh above the nut sack, but just below the shaft of the penis. This area of the human anatomy rarely sees the light of day, mostly due, of course, to its intimate proximity to the shaft of the penis; gravity also plays a considerably influential role in the moink's inability to get a tan.
Dude, my moink itches.
Dude, do not listen to any of the other Urban Dictionary posts for the word, "Moink".
Dude, do not listen to any of the other Urban Dictionary posts for the word, "Moink".
by Larry_Putana August 24, 2009
Get the Moink mug.the guy in most cases that can lure basically anyone in with his charm and individuality. Moin's normally are some of the most outspoken people but when you get to know them you'll realize they kick ass at everything they do. He gets pissed really easily. Pretty smart but if he doesn't nail his grade he is mad If you find Moin become close to them but make sure not to throw them off guard because they know they are liked therefore they won't put up with people who can't fully appreciate their being. Moin's are often times the most guarded but I guarantee when you get to know them you'll be glad you went through the hassle of getting to one. he is a good wingman
He is such an owl. What Moin!
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A place that may not be the smallest city, but it doesn't stop you from eventually realizing that through just a few friends, you are connected to just about EVERYONE in Iowa.
A place that may not be the smallest city, but it doesn't stop you from eventually realizing that through just a few friends, you are connected to just about EVERYONE in Iowa.
by Emi Vilks January 17, 2008
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